Crazy Edge · paper accumulators · season 2026/27
The machine plays the fun stuff.
With imaginary money, on purpose.
Every stake on this page is fictional. Once a day at most, the machine
combines 2–4 selections — each of which individually cleared the same
published bar as the record (model edge of 4+ points against the
margin-free price, odds 1.50+, one leg per fixture) — into an accumulator with an
imaginary £10 on it, then settles it in public. Nothing is wagered, ever.
Paper P/L
£-111.03
imaginary £10 a time — nothing real
Record
2-23
won-lost, settled accas
Open
0
logged, waiting on kick-offs
Expect the red line. Accumulators multiply the bookmaker’s margin
as well as the odds, and three seasons of our own testing found no betting profit even
on singles. The fair expectation for this page is a paper loss over time — it
exists to show what the fun end of betting really does, with the losses left in.
If that ever changes, it will show here first, in full.
2026-09-20 — 4 legs at 38.94
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| La Liga | Valencia v Real Sociedad | Valencia, draw no bet | 1.95 | Lost |
| Premier League | Bournemouth v Liverpool | Bournemouth, draw no bet | 2.25 | Lost |
| La Liga | Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid | Real Madrid under 1.5 goals | 2.27 | Won |
| La Liga | Villarreal v Levante | Levante, draw no bet | 3.91 | Lost |
2026-09-19 — 4 legs at 85.32
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Championship | Millwall v West Ham | Millwall, draw no bet | 2.93 | Push |
| Premier League | Brighton v Arsenal | Brighton, draw no bet | 3.36 | Won |
| La Liga | Athletic Club v Alaves | Alaves, draw no bet | 3.84 | Push |
| Championship | Cardiff v Charlton | under 2.5 goals | 2.26 | Lost |
2026-09-18 — 4 legs at 24.66
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Premier League | Brentford v Chelsea | Brentford, draw no bet | 2.12 | Won |
| Ligue 1 | Monaco v Lens | Lens, draw no bet | 2.31 | Lost |
| Championship | Bristol City v Watford | Watford, draw no bet | 2.75 | Lost |
| La Liga | Espanyol v Elche | Espanyol under 1.5 goals | 1.83 | Won |
2026-09-15 — 2 legs at 7.66
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Championship | Bristol City v Lincoln | Lincoln winning | 3.36 | Won |
| La Liga | Alaves v Valencia | over 2.5 goals | 2.28 | Lost |
2026-09-14 — 3 legs at 6.10
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Serie A | Torino v AS Roma | Torino or the draw | 2.38 | Lost |
| La Liga | Villarreal v Real Betis | Real Betis under 1.5 goals | 1.51 | Lost |
| Premier League | Leeds v Newcastle | Leeds, draw no bet | 1.70 | Won |
2026-09-13 — 4 legs at 69.30
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| La Liga | Real Sociedad v Atletico Madrid | Real Sociedad, draw no bet | 2.11 | Lost |
| Serie A | Napoli v Bologna | Bologna, draw no bet | 3.57 | Lost |
| Premier League | Manchester United v Manchester City | Manchester United, draw no bet | 2.26 | Lost |
| Serie A | Sassuolo v Juventus | Sassuolo, draw no bet | 4.07 | Won |
2026-09-12 — 4 legs at 26.05
WON · 2 of 4 legs landed, 2 pushed · effective 3.63 · paper return £36.26 · P/L £+26.26
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ligue 1 | Strasbourg v Monaco | Strasbourg, draw no bet | 2.23 | Push |
| Bundesliga | FC Augsburg v Bayer Leverkusen | FC Augsburg, draw no bet | 3.22 | Push |
| La Liga | Athletic Club v Elche | Athletic Club under 1.5 goals | 2.30 | Won |
| Championship | Swansea v Burnley | Swansea, draw no bet | 1.57 | Won |
2026-09-11 — 2 legs at 5.12
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Championship | West Ham v Wrexham | West Ham under 1.5 goals | 2.25 | Lost |
| Ligue 1 | Rennes v Marseille | Marseille, draw no bet | 2.27 | Lost |
2026-09-09 — 2 legs at 3.44
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Championship | Charlton v QPR | under 2.5 goals | 1.86 | Won |
| Championship | Norwich v Birmingham | Norwich under 1.5 goals | 1.85 | Lost |
2026-09-08 — 3 legs at 14.67
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Championship | Southampton v Swansea | Swansea, draw no bet | 2.90 | Lost |
| Championship | Blackburn v Sheffield Utd | Blackburn, draw no bet | 2.20 | Lost |
| Championship | Watford v Preston | Preston, draw no bet | 2.30 | Lost |
2026-09-07 — 4 legs at 18.73
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| La Liga | Elche v Real Sociedad | Elche, draw no bet | 2.05 | Lost |
| La Liga | Getafe v Celta Vigo | over 1.5 goals | 1.63 | Won |
| Serie A | Cagliari v Lecce | Lecce, draw no bet | 2.81 | Lost |
| Serie A | Udinese v Lazio | Udinese, draw no bet | 2.00 | Lost |
2026-09-06 — 4 legs at 32.91
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ligue 1 | Angers v Rennes | Angers, draw no bet | 2.80 | Lost |
| Serie A | Bologna v Sassuolo | Sassuolo, draw no bet | 2.84 | Push |
| La Liga | Alaves v Osasuna | Alaves over 1.5 goals | 2.63 | Won |
| La Liga | Espanyol v Sevilla | Espanyol, draw no bet | 1.57 | Push |
2026-09-05 — 4 legs at 28.31
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| La Liga | Athletic Club v Atletico Madrid | Athletic Club, draw no bet | 2.01 | Won |
| Bundesliga | Werder Bremen v RB Leipzig | Werder Bremen, draw no bet | 2.91 | Won |
| Bundesliga | Bayer Leverkusen v Union Berlin | Bayer Leverkusen under 2.5 goals | 1.66 | Lost |
| Serie A | Fiorentina v Torino | Torino, draw no bet | 2.92 | Won |
2026-09-04 — 4 legs at 36.71
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bundesliga | VfB Stuttgart v 1. FC Köln | 1. FC Köln or the draw | 2.62 | Lost |
| Serie A | Genoa v Como | Genoa, draw no bet | 3.37 | Lost |
| Ligue 1 | Paris Saint Germain v Monaco | Paris Saint Germain under 2.5 goals | 1.67 | Won |
| Ligue 1 | Lyon v Auxerre | Auxerre or the draw | 2.49 | Lost |
2026-09-03 — 2 legs at 4.90
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ligue 1 | Toulouse v Lille | Toulouse, draw no bet | 2.58 | Lost |
| La Liga | Real Sociedad v Celta Vigo | over 2.5 goals | 1.90 | Lost |
2026-09-02 — 2 legs at 2.88
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Championship | West Brom v Charlton | West Brom under 1.5 goals | 1.80 | Won |
| Championship | Millwall v Wrexham | Millwall, draw no bet | 1.60 | Lost |
2026-09-01 — 4 legs at 19.81
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Championship | Swansea v Watford | Swansea under 1.0 goals | 3.28 | Lost |
| Championship | Portsmouth v Derby | Portsmouth under 1.0 goals | 2.55 | Won |
| Championship | Birmingham v Southampton | under 3.0 goals | 1.52 | Won |
| Championship | Preston v Bristol City | Preston over 1.0 goals | 1.56 | Push |
2026-08-31 — 3 legs at 11.43
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| La Liga | Barcelona v Rayo Vallecano | Rayo Vallecano +2 on the Asian handicap | 1.96 | Lost |
| Serie A | Atalanta v Bologna | Atalanta under 1.0 goals | 3.24 | Push |
| La Liga | Osasuna v Getafe | Osasuna over 1.0 goals | 1.80 | Push |
2026-08-30 — 4 legs at 13.29
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Serie A | Lazio v Genoa | Genoa over 1.0 goals | 2.79 | Lost |
| Ligue 1 | Paris FC v Nice | over 2.0 goals | 1.55 | Won |
| Premier League | Leeds v Brentford | Leeds over 1.0 goals | 1.53 | Push |
| Serie A | Napoli v Como | Como over 1.0 goals | 2.00 | Won |
2026-08-29 — 4 legs at 35.84
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bundesliga | Borussia Dortmund v Hamburger SV | Hamburger SV over 1.0 goals | 2.94 | Lost |
| La Liga | Levante v Real Betis | Levante, draw no bet | 2.36 | Won |
| Ligue 1 | Lyon v Le Havre | Le Havre +1 on the Asian handicap | 2.07 | Won |
| La Liga | Sevilla v Atletico Madrid | Sevilla, draw no bet | 2.49 | Lost |
2026-08-28 — 4 legs at 62.77
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Premier League | Crystal Palace v Manchester City | Crystal Palace, draw no bet | 3.77 | Lost |
| Ligue 1 | Lille v Paris Saint Germain | Lille, draw no bet | 3.24 | Push |
| La Liga | Alaves v Villarreal | Alaves, draw no bet | 2.19 | Won |
| Championship | Wrexham v Birmingham | Wrexham under 1.0 goals | 2.35 | Push |
2026-08-27 — 2 legs at 3.81
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| La Liga | Barcelona v Athletic Club | Athletic Club +1 on the Asian handicap | 2.42 | Lost |
| La Liga | Celta Vigo v Osasuna | over 2.0 goals | 1.58 | Won |
2026-08-24 — 4 legs at 27.87
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Premier League | Fulham v Chelsea | Fulham, draw no bet | 2.69 | Lost |
| Serie A | Bologna v Lazio | Bologna under 1.0 goals | 2.39 | Won |
| La Liga | Osasuna v Levante | Levante over 1.0 goals | 2.36 | Lost |
| Serie A | AS Roma v Fiorentina | Fiorentina +1 on the Asian handicap | 1.83 | Lost |
2026-08-21 — 2 legs at 6.90
LOST · −£10.00 on paper · P/L £-10.00
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| La Liga | Real Betis v Real Sociedad | Real Betis over 2.0 goals | 3.88 | Lost |
| Ligue 1 | Marseille v Strasbourg | Strasbourg over 1.0 goals | 1.78 | Lost |
2026-08-15 — 4 legs at 26.50
WON · 3 of 4 legs landed, 1 pushed · effective 10.27 · paper return £102.71 · P/L £+92.71
| League | Fixture | Leg | Odds | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Championship | Stoke City v Swansea | Swansea over 1.0 goals | 1.82 | Won |
| La Liga | Alaves v Getafe | Alaves over 1.0 goals | 2.05 | Won |
| Championship | Norwich v West Brom | West Brom, draw no bet | 2.75 | Won |
| Championship | Portsmouth v QPR | Portsmouth under 1.0 goals | 2.58 | Push |